Bethell and Tongue. Chuck in Root and you have the start of a team. Tongue is an interesting one. Learned his craft on the batting friendly wickets of New Road and then rocket boosted Notts. Or put it another way, he played a bloody lot of red ball cricket. Of course it's purely a coincidence that Steve Smith seems to be his bunny, and Smith comments so positively on his bowling on the BBC app today.
So now listen up, England Test Wallies. That Bethell lad played it all wrong yesterday. On his own admission he watched the ball and played each delivery on its merits. We know that's not what we want. When we were trying to build a challenging score we needed mindless slogging, didn't we (yes Jacks, I'm talking to you on this occasion)? Of course you could try a different approach. Get a video of Bethell's innings and show it to Pope, Brook et al. Remind them that they are talented players and if they watched this lad they could stop getting out for low scores. They could have been watching Joe Root of course, but he seems to have been elevated to the status of superhero and therefore it's just about his innate ability not technique.
Wake up time