Match Day Thread Saints Vs Tom Brady’s Birrr-Ming-Ham (Formerly Wayne Rooney’s) Saturday 6th December 15:00

Insurance bet placed. Only 2/1 but will pay my train ticket if we lose.

So weird, I must be the weirdest gambler that I always want to lose my money.

 

@Libby what does your gut say this morning?

 

Draw.

 

There's no need for that.

 

Mine says bacon.

 

If Leo plays, we win comfortably, maybe 2-0, otherwise it could go any way.

 

With red sauce?

 

Matchday. Sunbathing.

 

I've been told I have to take my first foray into costco by the wife today. I am sure she will enjoy the torture she will inflict as I am forced to go shopping and buy overly large boxes of things we don't need. Might have a rat burger in silent protest at the game when she's not looking...

 

Good luck. It’s ****ing horrific

 

Breakfast of any sort has to be brown sauce. It is actually the law.

 

Grounds for D I V O R C E

 

Confession: I’m not very good at hating opponents fans

Plastic Mancs & Plastic Scousers, Tottingham because the 2 bouts of real football violence,I’ve witnessed the aftermath of, were both a gang of them beating up a lone Saints fan

I might hate the few blue, but I’ve not ever really met any, except here, specifically our resident blue PompeyMeouth, and I like him

 

Their fans are real scum mate. Can tell by how many police are on duty up there just for a standard league game. Game up there last time they were lobbing **** down on us from the upper tier at the end.

They've caused a fair few problems away from home already this season too. As I said early in the fred today might be the first test of the new stadium layout in that regard.

 

I can do either, but if it’s ketchup, we’ve got posh ketchup, Tiptree, better than Heinz

I acknowledge my ketchup privilege

 

Can’t go, been forced up to Essex for the wife’s Xmas family weekend. Think we’ll sneak a dodgy win.

 

Condiment sauces are overrated. Very rarely use any.

 

This is why I'm single

 

I didn’t think clubs were stupid enough to have opposing fans above & below each other. That’s just dumb

 

It doesn’t have to be like that
The wifelet goes to the games with me and wouldn’t force any shopping shenanigans on me
She doesn’t particularly like shopping herself

Living the dream

Got to shout her praises today .. she’s got a cold