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Seems I have a secret admirer...

"Hello



My name is miss favourlove,


I will like to have a mutual relationship with you,



there is something crucial i will like to share with you



take care and lots of love,



please don't mind the distance and color



it has nothing to do with love


God bless you


favour."
 
But alas, I'm already taken...

"Hello my dear

My name is Mercy.
I saw your email address when i was browsing through the internet searching for honest partner.
I want us to be friends and to know more about each other.
Please contact me back through my email address so that i can
send my picture to you and also tell you more about myself.
I believe that age, distance or color doesn't matter in a Serious relationship but love matters most.
I will be waiting to hear from you soon.
Thanks for your understanding.

With love from,
Mercy."
 
but alas, i'm already taken...

"hello my dear

my name is mercy.
I saw your email address when i was browsing through the internet searching for honest partner.
I want us to be friends and to know more about each other.
Please contact me back through my email address so that i can
send my picture to you and also tell you more about myself.
I believe that age, distance or color doesn't matter in a serious relationship but love matters most.
I will be waiting to hear from you soon.
Thanks for your understanding.

With love from,
mercy."

oooooooo
 
British Comedy Awards winners so far have been ****.

Ahh yeah, forgot that was on.

TV's ****ed up though. No signal whatsoever, I'm blaming the wind, aerial's nackered. Can't call anyone round though, just in case they pick up on something we may/may not have paid <whistle>