Where is Elfs

Let us know where you're drinking.

 

Your first round hopefully.

 

Through his mouth presumably.
I don't think Elfs is one of the 'avant garde' who takes his alcohol nasally or via other obscure methods / orifices.

 

No comment mate

 

Has Elfs not been online here since Tuesday?

Give us a shout if you're OK

 

Hello mate, thanks for asking. All is well but we have been away for a few days and internet access was spasmodic.

I am now back in my modest favela and back up and running

 

He’s been on holiday with his buddy Reams

 

Good lad is Ivor when you get to know him

 

Funny how you’ve both been quiet on the forums

 

Where is he

A couple of rumours doing the rounds.

- Kidnapped in his favela by Brazilian bandits - Mrs Elfs refusing to pay the 23p ransom demand,

- His 1997 brick sized Nokia has finally conked out.

 

Elfs' most recent post was lunch time yesterday.
Perhaps he just had a busy night

 

He was knocking back cheap lager last night out of bottles bigger than himself- should imagine he’s sleeping it off in his cot

 

He normally pebble dashes this forum & CL with his unique brand of dross every day - a 24 hour hiatus is most welcome.