Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Not to mention we have a Deputy Prime Minister ( and don’t forget to call him that, he gets upset if you don’t) who thought that the Marie who won a Nobel Prize for her work on radiology was Marie Antoinette and that Henry Vlll’s son was Henry Vll. The hypothetical bus crash and this genius could be in charge of us.[/QUOTE]

Who is it this week...

 

Any answer is better than a pass, I guessed at one on The Chase yesterday and it was correct.

 

Best to remember the old adage about it being better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than opening it and confirming it.

 

That's a new one on me. Door wide open.

 

As we often say in the pub round my way when having philosophical discussions “Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses”.

 

A lady, sorry, a person round my way regularly decorates 7 or 8 post boxes round my way to mark various events , anniversaries and causes. These are two of her recent ones. Amazingly in this day and age only 1 over a period of years has ever been nicked.

 

Take more water with it.

 

That is never said.

 

Not by you, others don't get a chance to get a word in.

 

Calammyty also thought Versailles was a French prison

 

Yes, forgot that one. Just think there are people at the top of that party even dumber than him.

 

You get chance whilst I am at the bar whilst you remain seated having got someone else to go there for you.

 

I'm not as daft as Rover looks. I actually went to the bar in Clarendon after Saturday's match, I asked Steverico for instructions, FACT.

 

Surprised by us changing to decimal currency?

 

Very little surprises me nowadays.

 

****.

 

Whereas round my way it's 'if in doubt say nowt'.

 

That doesn’t sound very Oxford like.

 

It's my influence...