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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'm a connoisseur if you don't mind.

    Pre Raphaelites, I love a bit of pointillism too, on a Sunday.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Nov 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Looks good quality to me: porcelain, not plastic.

    Had to shrink photo a lot to get it to post.

    Wide awake at 3am...
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    *****inasewer
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Nov 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    When I was living in China I was still on UK time for weeks .
    03:45 kick offs for games & calling family
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I had a massive **** at 1am. Took some effort to get it to flush.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Another old friend seen off to sea.

    It's quite emotional. A friend you'll never see again.................maybe.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Nov 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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    Staying quite close to the beach so you never know.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It's like Terry and ****ing June on here.
     
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  9. Erik

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    Well you write like a ****ing ****
     
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    Erik, Nov 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    DMD, Nov 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Meanwhile Sleepy Joe has just pooped himself.
     
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  12. Erik

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    I've also shat myself, if anyone's interested
     
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    Erik, Nov 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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  13. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    So brain dead Leftie Toby was let out of his mum’s basement for five minutes, went on the internet for a dose of his version of reality, it is all fake and he shared it with us. I think that is all we need to know.

    If I am a tit then why have I not signed up for Dave’s Bigger Breasts Party? I could be huge by following that snake oil salesman.
     
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    QuarterMoonII, Nov 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You write like an eight year old, but there's probably a unsavoury reason for that.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Nov 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
  15. Erik

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    I can't believe Hello Kitty just implied I was of the Faircloughian ilk
     
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    Erik, Nov 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No ****ing surprise, you're bedbound you fat ****
     
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    Toby, Nov 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
  17. pompeymeowth

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    <laugh>
     
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    pompeymeowth, Nov 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Probably because you made too many errors on the application...
     
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    Aren't you eggbound through a surfeit of cock?
     
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    Erik, Nov 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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