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Toley Fart said:
I’ll try my best to dumb it down for you 1 last time.

let’s just say hypothetically that I am the prime minister of the UK.

and let’s just say for argument’s sake that as prime minster whatever I say goes. Ok?

hopefully I’ve not lost you so far.


Right, so as prime minister I could’ve easily prevented that girl in Elgin having her life ruined, as well as the poor dog walker from being stabbed in the heart and murdered, and ALL of the other heinous crimes we’re seeing every single day in the papers by illegal immigrants. All of these criminals would be arrested as soon as they land and sent back to France immediately. The channel would be patrolled by the navy and most of them wouldn’t set foot in the UK.

As prime minister unfortunately I am helpless to prevent the majority of the crimes you keep posting that are committed by white Brits. There is nothing I can do to stop these men from committing these heinous acts (unless they have previous of course). Because they are already here. I can’t predict who will commit these crimes.

There is no realistic measure to stop them.


If you don’t get it now, you're going on ignore for 6 months.
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So a total ban on all migration or just boat folk?
 
Toley Fart said:
Just the illegals.

Also all immigrant benefits would be stopped immediately.

Need to find work before you land.
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All fair ... but we also need to stop benefits for any ****er not prepared to work and put into the system ... being born here shouldn't equate to being entitled to a living at the taxpayers expense ...
 
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Anyone that voted for the EUROPEAN UNION should be part of the 1 in 1 out France scheme.

Add up how many boat ****ers arrived then round up the self hating Europhiles.

From that point on every person that wants illegal 3rd World savages can give up their spot & move to France as a deportee.

Mick Hankoney from UKIP has it as part of are manifestmas
 
Toley Fart said:
yes like banning all kids from attending mass
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Yes.

I would suggest that anything more risky than tge likelihood of being the victim of a crime committed by a foreigner would qualify.

So I suggest the following based on the 0.0024% chance of having been the victim of a foreign criminal.

Vehicles:
Vehicular Transport Deaths 0.0140%
Vehicular injuries 0.0330%

Dogs (You seem like a cat person anyway)
Dog attacks 0.0200%

BMXs
Bike Deaths 0.0500%

Alcohol 0.0100%

I'd put in having showers but @Toby has those figures
 
We should do a monthly sweepstake on migrant rapes & stabbings .
Bonus points for murderers & *****philes

November

3 rapes

5 stabbings

Ethnicity Afghanistan & Sudan
 
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