how the **** have we let him keep the ball there... ****ing hell. Been coming though, should've made a change.
I remember as a child going on holiday to my grandma's caravan in Gristhorpe. On the way I said "How far is it to Grisforpe?" My mum replied "There's no f in Gristhorpe". Quick as a flash I said "Well where are we going on f-ing holiday then?" I feel if we weren't in the car I'd have got a clip around the ear.
One of the things I hate about modern football is if a player is shielding the ball, they’ll just drop to their knees if someone tries to get the ball off them and it’s an automatic free kick.