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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Spurlock, Dec 15, 2011.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    i will start a rumuor that we are intrested in a player and will not stop until the red rags print it on the back pages.....problem is who shall it be???
     
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  2. KingHotspur

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    For me I have such a low opinion of the papers that there isn't any rumour they could print that would shock me anymore
     
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  3. Spurm

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    Rooney?
    Van Persie?
    <insert decent chelsea player here>
     
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  4. perrymanlegend

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    what about Becks or Neymar?
     
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  5. Spurm

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    Or a story about how Lukaku doesn't fit in with chelsea as everyone else is old enough to be his dad and he wants to move to a young, dynamic squad?
     
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  6. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Reports are circling that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has identified AC Milan striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic to bolster his frontline and help Tottenham's cause in their push for a top 4 place and a potential title challenge. Ian Broomfield, Redknapp's chief scout was spotted at the San Siro over their past couple of games, presumably checking up on the fiery Swedish international. Redknapp has been assured by chairman Daniel levy that funds are available for a world class player, something Ibrahimovic certainly fits into. Levy will look to investments from advertising as a means of contributing towards the players salary, which currently at Milan, is around the £175,000 a week mark. Ibrahimovic himself is thought to be keen on testing himself in England, having currently had succesful spells in Holland, Spain and Italy and therefore a move to high flying Tottenham could well be in the pipeline.


    How's that for Journo bullsh*t? I think I've found a new profession... I've actually convinced myself with that little article... :p
     
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  7. Spurm

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    SoS - did you actually write that of just take an old story and replace the names? Its very professional!
     
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  8. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Cheers mate and yeah I wrote it myself. Makes you laugh how easy these journo's have it.
     
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  9. perrymanlegend

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    I almost believed it myself, if don't watch out you end up writing for the Fail!<doh>
     
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  10. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh>

    Mind you if they pay a decent wage I'd happily spout bullsh*t. I'll even link us with Messi!
     
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  11. SpursDisciple

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    <laugh> So when Ibra doesn't come, are you going to start the sack the board chants for getting our hopes up?
     
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  12. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh>

    I'll just expect Messi instead! Otherwise hell will break loose! Haha!

    In all seriousness, the board have my full backing, we wouldn't be where we are if weren't for Levy and co so I trust their judgements and decisions :)
     
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  13. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    So is Ibrahimovich signing, or not? <steam>
     
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  14. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    My sources suggest so <laugh>
     
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  15. humanbeingincroydon

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    Nedum Onuoha
     
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  16. NSIS

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    Moght as well go the whole hog - It's got to be Messi. After all, we've already been linked with just about everybody else.
     
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  17. Spurm

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    oooh, the fat one please!
     
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  18. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    I'd rather have Ronaldo de Assis Moreira :)
     
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  19. notsosmartspur

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    Knowing our luck it'd be Ronaldo MacDonaldo! :(
     
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  20. redwhiteandermblue

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    Convinced me completely, outstanding. (See my serious response to the Ibrahimovic article!).

    My only criticism is it sounds too plausible to pass for journalism!

    Love "reports are circling." Makes the casual reader think something big is in the wind when you're really just being windy.
     
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