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Actually when I saw that photo I thought, she actually looks like a Catherine Tate character.
Nothing is made in Oz any more. I've just bought a new TV. It say on the box 'Built in Antenna'. I don't even know where Antenna is
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and here is my manservant with the proof
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Paddy & Murphy are in a pub when a women starts choking.
As she starts to go blue Paddy rushes over & goes behind her, whips up her skirt, pulls her knickers down & runs his tongue up & down between the cheeks of her arse!
The horrified woman gasps & spits out the food. Murphy says "well done Paddy i've heard of the hind lick manouvre but that's the 1st time i've seen it done!!"
As she starts to go blue Paddy rushes over & goes behind her, whips up her skirt, pulls her knickers down & runs his tongue up & down between the cheeks of her arse!
The horrified woman gasps & spits out the food. Murphy says "well done Paddy i've heard of the hind lick manouvre but that's the 1st time i've seen it done!!"
I have just started reading a book called 'Swimming The English Channel'
written by Francis Near.
written by Francis Near.
2020VisionofLeeds
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A rather discriminatory post. There may be a formal complaint from across the Irish Sea.
The best Swedish attacker at Anfield since Stan Collymore
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There's **** all wrong with Shako, he's my mate, hes as happy as a pig in ****, especially with a pint in front of him
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2020VisionofLeeds
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2020VisionofLeeds
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I was in Lidl today and saw a young mother hitch up her trousers over her arse, take a *** out of her mouth and yell ‘Doive!!!’
’.8 young boys, all under the age of 10, appeared as if from nowhere.
I had to ask her ‘are all your boys called Dave’?’
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‘Yeah’ she replied ‘It saves me time calling ‘em. But who the ****’s asking?’
I kept it polite: ‘interesting, but what do you do if you want only one or two of them?’ I asked
‘then I call ‘em by their surnames’. She replied.
’.8 young boys, all under the age of 10, appeared as if from nowhere.
I had to ask her ‘are all your boys called Dave’?’
‘
‘Yeah’ she replied ‘It saves me time calling ‘em. But who the ****’s asking?’
I kept it polite: ‘interesting, but what do you do if you want only one or two of them?’ I asked
‘then I call ‘em by their surnames’. She replied.
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