Jokes
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I was driving along when my wife asked me, "What are those rumble strips on the road for?"
I replied, "They're to let blind driver's know they're coming up to a roundabout."
She said, "That's a good idea."
I replied, "They're to let blind driver's know they're coming up to a roundabout."
She said, "That's a good idea."
A vicar gets on a train. In his carriage are a group of five fine looking young ladies. To break the ice, the vicar offers round his bag of Werther's Original and then asks, "So, what do you young ladies do?"
"We do panto. We are currently starring in Dick Whittington!" reply the girls.
"That's fabulous. Which parts do you take?"
The first lady says, "I take the part of the cat."
The second lady continues, "I take the part of Buttons."
"Really?" asks the vicar. "Who takes Dick?"
"We all do!" says the third girl, "but it'll cost you a lot more than a Werther's Original!!
"We do panto. We are currently starring in Dick Whittington!" reply the girls.
"That's fabulous. Which parts do you take?"
The first lady says, "I take the part of the cat."
The second lady continues, "I take the part of Buttons."
"Really?" asks the vicar. "Who takes Dick?"
"We all do!" says the third girl, "but it'll cost you a lot more than a Werther's Original!!
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