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Match Day Thread Toon v Bindippers

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM.

  1. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    2-1 toon.

    Into these twats
     
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  2. Papa Emiritus Horace

    Papa Emiritus Horace Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0103-cool:
    Totally agree with this, Big Joe kicking lumps out of the poxy Virgil VD would indeed be box office viewing, you never know he might fluke one into the scousers net anarl. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  3. cronemeister

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    Ha, yeah, it would be a shot on goal which he'd slice massively towards the corner flag which then ricochet's off VVD's arse and loops over the keeper and nestles in the back of the net.
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I'd take it <laugh>
     
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  5. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Still better than Cisco.
     
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  6. Gangsta Ginola

    Gangsta Ginola Well-Known Member

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    I think we will win. I think the atmosphere will kill them.

    Even Ekitike might buckle. We just need to keep Joelinton under check and that’s Bruno’s job.
     
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  7. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Mate we don’t have a striker. We couldn’t muster a shot vs 10 man Villa, who haven’t had a great summer. This is Liverpool. We’ll probably start all huff and puff, with a few tackles bringing roars of approval, but it’s run of the mill to elite sides and they’ll just pick us off knowing we don’t really have a threat. It’s criminal we’re entering the second match without a striker.
     
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  8. Gangsta Ginola

    Gangsta Ginola Well-Known Member

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    While I don’t deny it’s a bit bad we don’t have a striker. I think this game is a unique game and will be an absolute epic historic game with us winning.

    I may indeed be wrong mind.
     
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  9. magpie290761

    magpie290761 Well-Known Member

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    I’m sure we actually mustered 16 shots v Villa
     
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  10. Magdad

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    I mean this is spot on other than the 16 shots we got off against Villa <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. cronemeister

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    If you look back over our last 10 or so games last season, you might be quite surprised. Isak scored about 4 or 5 goals in total, half of which (at least) were penalties. Plenty of goals from Bruno, Barnes, Murphy and Tonali with the odd one from Schaf, Burn and Osula. The situation at the moment is **** but it’s not as bad as people make outs. Not having goals in the team is just a really ****ing bad and lazy narrative being pedalled to glorify the fact that Isak isn’t in the team and we’re **** without him!
     
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  12. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    **** meant goal!!!!
     
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  13. FadgewackeR

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    Mustard, did you say?
     
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