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Match Day Thread Toon v Bindippers

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM.

  1. Obi Wan

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    I'll put you both down as "maybe".

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  2. Magdad

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    And you’ll neveeeeer sign, Isak
    You’ll neveeeeer sign Isak
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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  4. G4rdToonArmy

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    Personally hope not and hope we drown it out with Isaks a greedy bastard and always the victims.
     
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  5. cronemeister

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    Should we fail to secure the signature of a recognised striker i'd be tempted to put Big Joe upfront for a number of reasons I shall list below:-

    1. Anthony Gordon is not a striker and is best played out on the left
    2. Jacob Ramsey can come in across the midfield 3 along with Bruno and Tonali with Gordon, Big Joe and Elanga in front of them.
    3. It gets Big Joe out of that midfield melting pot where he's sure to pick up a 2nd yellow in two games, everybody is gonna be fired up for this one and the last thing we need is going down to 10 men.
    4. I'd quite like to see Big Joe vs VVD, that's ****ing box office baby !!!

    Joking aside, there are worse ideas (persisting with Gordon up top being one of them). We signed him as a striker and it didn't work out but he's played there before and he can actually score goals, he just needs like 10 chances in order to score one of them but with Gordon/Elanga either side of him and our midfield we can definitely take the game to them. It's gonna be some game like, wonder where Isak's gonna be watching it from.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Heard he booked a table in The Beehive.
     
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  7. G4rdToonArmy

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    100% - think he has played the most top flight games as a striker in the squad and decent in the air. He struggled when he arrived but he was young, lanky and getting up to speed in the epl. Hes now older, built like a brick **** house and understands the league. As you say him v VVD would be a class battle to watch!
     
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  8. Magdad

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    Coz he’s still absolutely ****ing ****e in the 18 yard box or has everyone forgot that????<laugh>
     
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  9. Roland Deschain

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    Can’t be worse than Gordon, but more importantly would mean Barnes could get back on the bench. Surely anything is worth that?
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    What a tool you are. Barnes is the only player we have that is likely to score a goal.
     
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  11. Roland Deschain

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    Likely is a stretch.
     
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  12. Gangsta Ginola

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    Yes I see your logic in this and I agree. He can’t do much worse than Gordon and we get Gordon in his natural position.
     
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  13. Gangsta Ginola

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    He can’t be much worse than Gordon in the position.
     
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