Transfer Rumours Summer transfers

It's a little known fact that our entire Premier League winning squad cost 1/3 of what Liverpool paid for Virgil van Dither...

... but buying success? no sireee...

 

Okay fosse

 

Oooh menshy from thr div kid ... what do you know!

 

What can I say... Youre just mundanly predictable innit

 

You can tell you're all suffering some anxieties as we approach game week 1.

Except Fosse who supports a championship club.

 

OK Math...

 

That jokes as old as you.

 

Free as a bird mate ... but sure to be extracting the urine out of some this weekend

 

Good jokes are timeless, Alice ... and if the cap fits ...

 

How you gonna do that from the pub league bro?

 

You wouldn't know a good joke if it won a Premier league and then got relegated tbh mate

 

Same way you do it from your sofa

 

But I thought you weren't a sofa clapper

 

I know a caricature when I see one ... they can be very funny too ... and not intentionally ...

 

Even if you started now, it's unlikely that you would ever clock up as many games as I've attended following my team ... but let's face it ... you're more of a fanboy than a genuine supporter of your club

 

See

 

too fukin easy

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Eze supposedly told Palace he wants to join us.

Be buzzing if we can get him, game changer type of signing.

So expecting to see him in an Arsenal shirt by Sunday.

 

Just imagine if you could have spent that £3M or whatever it was for financial mismanagement on additional player's, you may have managed to be relevant for more than 1 season