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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    35.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    11.8%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    35.3%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.8%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.9%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    11.8%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    23.5%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    41.2%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    64.7%
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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  2. brb

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    There is no reason for us to be in this mess whatsoever, and it's all because MP's of all parties have been constantly looking for quick fix answers and throwing money down the drain.

    Just do all the sums, not just the ones you chose to do, £240M, £500M, £82.5M, tbph I'm losing track of it all, so let's just say £5M a day, every single ****ing day, for years. You could have slapped up a building to accomodate migrants and the homeless, at £5M a throw, buidlings that the government would actually keep, buidlings that could have later of been adapted for social issues. China seem to manage in slinging up a building in no time, so it shouldn't be beyond our capability, give Chief a nice payrise and get him on the project...I'm sure I could help out with a few sketches on the back of cig packets. You can be the accountant.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    No thanks mate ... not too keen on accountants ... dodgy ****ers <laugh>

    PS you also meed to add 'opportunistic nepotism' to the causal effects...
     
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  4. brb

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    Just give me the millions then, I'll look after it...

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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I know I'm preaching a bit ... (remember the Kenny Everett character with the oversized foam hands!!) ... but if we had invested those monies in ramped up claim assessing centres; not only would we have cut through the numbers currently waiting assessment, we'd also have created several hundred new jobs to pay taxes into the system...
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh cos we need more of this don't we<doh>

    No doubt this officer will be dealt with for saying what most are thinking
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You are completely missing the point, you simpleton - we can't stop people seeking asylum ... and genuine asylum seekers will attain it ... but we need a means of coping with those that aren't ... and shooting the boats ain't one... outside of Twatter simpletons brainless noggins <doh>
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yes we can if we stop asylum claims.

    And shooting the boats is the Only way to stop them.

    How much more money do we have to throw Frances way and how many more useless gimmicks do we need to go through before stupid Lefty idiots like you realise this.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Funny ain't it

    Lorry drivers get fined 10k per illegal that hops a lift over here and gets caught

    Yet the rnli ship in hundreds a day and no fines.

    Hmm
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You belong in an asylum. Unfortunately, the Tories shut them all down in the 80s and 90s.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I'm not seeking asylum thanks mate but I dont think you have the qualifications to make such a diagnosis tbh.

    I think you should be in jail for being a traitor to your country
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Not sure all these £5 million buildings would get past planning but definitely by all means give me the pay rise!

    Could stick them all down Cornwall I suppose, that's remote and rural enough.
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah pure lies it is<laugh>
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Here's one for fosse

    Let's get him processed and Into work eh<laugh>
     
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    You can't even put a shed up down here without planning permission.
     
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    It's an arson attack bro, not an Islamic revolution. <laugh>
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    It's an arson attack by a Muslim on someone's pub who has been speaking out against the rise of Islamic extremism.

    Religiously motivated attack


    Jihad

    Yor welcome
     
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    If it starts affecting pubs I'm going down the rabbitt hole with you.
     
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    Yeah so deal with it for what it is, a hate crime and arson.
     
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