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Cheating Stoke

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Gutierrez's Right Boot, Dec 13, 2011.

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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    After we show teams what to do they do this

    Where do you buy one of those
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Dec 13, 2011
  2. Smudger

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    That was laughable, they're so desperate to play their bloody long throw game that they had towels stitched into their shirts.
     
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  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Maybe when Villa go Hutton could shout over to borrow his shirt
     
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  4. Ever seen a mackem in Milan

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    Then the referee books Shotton/Delap get booked for removing their shirts.
     
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  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    The shirt lifters <laugh>
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Dec 13, 2011
  6. skalpel

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    The thing that amazed me when we played Stoke, is that everything was a dangerous set piece. If they got a freekick on the edge of their own box, they'd have their whole team in our box waiting for the cross; if they got a throw in from half way, they got their whole team in our box waiting for the high throw; if there was a goal kick.. and you see where this is going. It was truly comical, especially as all of their fans were really loving it too.
     
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  7. QWOP

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    The best thing about our game with them was Danny Simpson taking the piss out of them by using their towels. Mega lols!
     
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  8. MagpieMuzz

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    It's ridiculous how seriously they take their throw ins
     
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  9. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    its Stokes trademark if you took it away would anyone really care about them
     
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  10. MagpieMuzz

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    I don't care about them now. It's just desperation though having towelling material underneath
     
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    Comedy gold. I was loving it.
     
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  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Sorry would the media care
     
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  13. MagpieMuzz

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    Obviously it makes a good story, I'll laugh if they get punished for it
     
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  14. Colly NUFC

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    Delaps been wearing the bib for away games for months, its being raised because tv finally noticed. What's worse is the reason the towels were banned, QPR were 'doing a Newcastle' and using the towels, so Stoke removed them at half time. Big babies.
     
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  15. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Can't stand Stoke, their tactics, their manager or his cap!
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    They've got to have something to be proud about.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Whereas I have no problem with them using towels to dry the ball, it has to be an even playing field. Either there are towels for both sides, or no towels at all (including under the shirt). This smacks badly of them wanting to gain an unfair advantage and throwing their toys out of the pram when they have been rumbled. I'm really keen for us to provide towels for the home game. Why you might ask? Well I reckon the towels should have different messages on them. Something like:

    "You gonna throw this long again? Boring"
    "You do know this is not really football, right?"
    "So when exactly did you sell your footballing soul?"
    "Newcastle are better at this than you"
    "You must hate Danny Simpson, he really took the mick at your place"

    Mine are quite tame, I thought I'd leave the nasty stuff to you guys.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 13, 2011
  18. marcusblackcat

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    I have watched 2 teams this weekend which will have football done away with - Stoke and blackburn - Hoofball and try to get a set piece - Shocking and awful to watch
     
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    marcusblackcat, Dec 13, 2011
  19. QWOP

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    It is an insult to our league and football in general. I was quite pleased to see you beat Blackburn just like I loved seeing you thump Stoke. We have both taken these two heathens apart and I take pride in that!
     
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    I hate how they have the pitch made smaller just so they can use the long throws, would love the FA to ban the use of towel including ones up your shirt and set a standard pitch size.

    They'd be screwed and would probably drop out the league cause they can't play any other type of football.
     
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