Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD

I used to call the toilet, the John. I now call it the Jim. Boasting to my mates about how long I spend in the Jim gets a completely different reaction.

 

Gareth Southgate has received his Knighthood

 

How long did it take you to decide which thread to put this in?

 

I was looking around for a thread where failure is rewarded royally but couldn't find one.

Unbelievable tbh

 

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I wasn't sure whether to laugh at that because it seemed a bit cruel, then I read the last line