Andy Carroll can't keep away!

[NEVERSEEN AMACKEMINMILAN]

I know someone really well that meets up with Andy, and he's been back to Newcastle 3 times since he left. My mate said he was regretting leaving Newcastle. He was in Koos bar a few nights ago. I said to her get him on the jagea bombs to make sure he is injured for the reast of the season!!!!!
It just shows you he can't stay away.

 

[Rumsfeld]

You are a silly female

nuff said

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

I have heard he has been out in Newcastle since he left.

He may miss it, but I'm sure the £80k a week will help.

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

Andy who????

 

[Agent Bruce]

We'll have to step up the border controls to make sure we keep him out.

 

[GrumpyTooth]

if i see him im going to slide tackle him on the path!!

 

[Voluptuous Vuckic]

Well Shirley isn't going to out in Liverpool now is she, she would get mugged within a minute. I've also heard that Shirley and her old man will both be coming up next month for the very manly Westlife concert.

 

[Jesus Was A Geordie]

Andy who????

Cole?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Andy Andy Andy Cole, gets the ball scores a goal.

Andy Andy whatsisname, isn't worth a toss.

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

No doubt he's driving up here ? Isn't doing the ****ing planet any good! BASTARD . . .

 

[The Armband]

Make sure Cheik doesn't hear about this!

 

[beardface]

The only footballer I know who has Carroll on the back of his shirt is washed up goalkeeper Roy Carroll.

Who is this article about?

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

if i see him im going to slide tackle him on the path!!

I'm surprised someone hasn't already tried this when seeing him on a drunken night out...