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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first month in charge?

  1. Excellent, Keir is my hero

    47.1%
  2. Ok ish

    11.8%
  3. It's been like a month of Sucky on weed

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD for Prime Minister

    11.8%
  5. Love not Hate

    5.9%
  6. Duggie wants his Winter Fuel Allowance back

    47.1%
  7. brb is **** at polls

    23.5%
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  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    The lads just got a summer job at Alton Towers, as an indoor lifeguard, sensible lad. Seems a decent package they've given him considering his age especially, some nice little perks
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Luvs a miserable old **** so it's no surprise he dislikes theme parks
     
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  3. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. brb

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    Need to keep your concentration doing that job. Never forget being at Wet and Wild in Florida and some very young British boy drowning, in my view it was because there were too many inflatables in the pool, so the lifeguard had no chance of seeing him when he got in trouble.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    Should have kept your girlfriend in your room, tbf... <whistle>














    Likely see you all in a month :bandit:
     
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  6. Gessa

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    Yes it's certainly not just about sitting there smiling at the young ladies. They're only allowed 1 hour shifts poolside, probably because of concentration levels.
     
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  7. Horny 4 Hamas

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    The **** were the parents doing?
     
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    Have to agree - when ours were young we'd share watching them in the pool duties... in between cold beers ...

    Also ensured they could swim really well...
     
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    One thing I made our kids do was learn to swim at an early age, any other activity or sport is up to them but wasn't bending on that one
     
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    Yeah I don't know mate, it certainly spoilt that day.

    I just remember **** loads of inflatables in the wave pool, then them dragging the kid out, I think he was floating just below the surface with the inflatables covering where he was. Fire crew turned up because they double as paramedics, made it to hospital still alive, but I think he died a few days later.
     
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    I was lucky with my kids because we had use of a private pool through someone we knew, so they learned before they even went to school. Even so, I still watched them, even when they were a little older, the buggers use to see how long they could stay under water lol.
     
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    Thing is with the States, you can't really drink alcohol anyway, because you got to drive back to your hotel or villa afterwards. Although wet n wild was on International Drive so there were a lot of hotels in close vicinity or them trolley buses. I'm not sure if that water park is still there, I'm sure I heard it was to close down some years back.....will need to go and google...

    Just checked, closed in 2016 and was replaced by another water park owned by Universal...

    https://allears.net/2023/07/06/what-happened-to-wet-n-wild-in-orlando/
     
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  14. Chief

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    It shut last month, it was ****e.

    There's still Folly Farm though.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Went to Oakwood as a teenager during a holiday at Carmarthen Bay. Found a half full pack of Lambert and Butlers outside the water ride with a ready rolled spliff in it.

    Probably the best part of the day tbh.
     
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    I don't suppose you went to the Dinosaur Experience?

    Probably aimed at younger than you were.
     
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  17. Horny 4 Hamas

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    The Sam Allardyce log flume is superb.
     
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  18. brb

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    China tariff now 125% <laugh>

    What a ****ing bellend.
     
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    Dow Jones has shot up in response to a 90 day pause on tariffs, except for China lol
     
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    Not far wrong.
     
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