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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first month in charge?

  1. Excellent, Keir is my hero

    47.1%
  2. Ok ish

    11.8%
  3. It's been like a month of Sucky on weed

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD for Prime Minister

    11.8%
  5. Love not Hate

    5.9%
  6. Duggie wants his Winter Fuel Allowance back

    47.1%
  7. brb is **** at polls

    23.5%
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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    @brb fix the tags mate.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Were a client of mine from 2005-2013 - UK headquarters based in Oxford on the ring-road - nearly every strategy / risk meeting I attended flagged the need for more appeal to a younger / more diverse demographic... looks like they might have succeeded, going on your post ...
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    100k fine.

    ****ing hell, that's a bill <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    The French don't usually just accept such things - watch the space <laugh>
     
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  5. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Marine Le Pen a criminal?

    I didn't know she was a middle eastern immigrant! They're the only ones that commit crimes right, so Marine Le Pen must be a muslim!
     
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  6. brb

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    Mate I know what a suspended sentence is ffs <laugh>

    It was the actual wording of it I was querying. The news channels hadn't made it clear (in the immediate bulletins) that she would be serving her time on house arrest.
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    I bet she don't pay it though, one of her rich supporters will.
     
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  8. brb

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    Tbph I don't know why we don't put a lot of our prisoners on house arrest with a tag, that would free up jail space. Only petty criminals, not mass murderers, **** off Piskie. We'll probably say we don't have the manpower to monitor them.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Mate - I think we should negotiate a deal with El Salvador to export anybody on a life term ... concession ... pick one of these tatoos before you leave ... would save an absolute fu-king fortune <laugh>
     
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  10. brb

    brb CR250

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    I've always fancied travelling South America, I could possibly have thrown in Central America...anyone got a gun I can borrow, so I can go for free. :bandit:
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

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    the ones i knew well were in the 70's 80s mate but still see quite a few about as the Outlaws are quite numerous round here
     
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    I think that would be very smart.

    Is manpower really needed much (as long as they're behaving)? You can have one police office sitting at a computer and if someone misbehaves by taking off their bracelet or going outside his correct GPS location it sets off an alarm and he calls PC Plod to go arrest the bloke and throw him in the real prison.

    I imagine with fewer guards, you could assign some of them to monitoring GPS alerts instead. Take less manpower to monitor a bunch of ankle bracelet wearers then it would to employ to guard actual prisoners (I would have thought, but I could be wrong).

    That said, only use for low risk prisoners, not sure the technology in those ankle monitors, but it's not very hard to spoof GPS, you can buy devices that overpower the weak signals from satellites and provide a fake GPS reading to any device nearby. (dangerous and illegal to actually operate- I think even the pretty cheap Flipper Zero device you can buy commercially can spoof GPS).
     
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    showing you left these shores some time ago as the monitoring of tagged prisoners was outsourced from the start .
     
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    No, but I have a 3D printer so I can 3D print one if you don't mind a small risk of it potentially exploding in your hand.
     
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    I've no idea how the monitoring works anywhere to be honest. They do the ankle monitoring here for some people under house arrest. It's not a subject I know much about (other than it exists).
     
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  16. Solid Air 2

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    ours is similar normally involving a curfew so must be home between 6pm and 9am
     
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  17. brb

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    Yeah could just have one cop monitoring all the tags in his assigned area, if they break the rules send repo man round lol...I think you actually have ones that are assinged to bail bounds out in America don't you, seen Youtube vids of them, forget their correct name.
     
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  18. brb

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    These dickheads...

     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I see Muskolini has come out in support of Le Pen already

    There’s a ****in surprise
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Wtf


    Absolute joke.

    What fuking 3 year old hates trannies ffs<laugh>

    Woke madness
     
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