He came 2nd, Croydon.
Presumably he didn't win it because they do watch it.
The real question is where Hristo Stoichkov placed on the list.
In other news, there's fears the Olympics may exceed its budget - once again pretending the initial budget of £2bn, which has been exceeded a mere four-and-a-half times since then, was quoted during the bidding process. Strangely, there's been no Panorama investigation into any brown envelopes being exchanged in the bidding process...

