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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Already?

    Give me a minute and I’ll summon up some woke indignation………,,


    …….. nope, it doesn’t seem to be coming.

    only 52 more years of this for him to endure. If he lives that long.
     
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  2. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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  3. Wakey

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  4. Poly

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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but but orange man got elected, so we can't swindle the taxpayers any more boo hoo

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    there there lefties be quiet, or big bad Pelosi will get you
     
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    Kinky :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    Wrong ****ing thread, still funny though
     
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  8. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    Well, I suppose I have to agree. But I would not have lost any sleep over it either. There’s murderers and murderers…….
     
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    Exactly :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    My grandad is seriously ill and is
    paralysed from the waist down. We are
    watching Burnley vs Leeds, and he
    has just got up and left the room.
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    Most people have heard of Karl Marx but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is mentioned to this day at the start of every race.
     
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    I spent $500 to rent a limo this weekend
    But it turns out the limo company doesn't provide a driver...
    So I spend all that money, but have nothing to chauffeur it.
     
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  16. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Arrgghhhhh I’ll never get that one out of my head
     
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    At last some common sense
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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