New Tiote songs

Yep the topic done to death is being brought up again mainly because i'm incredibly bored. I decided to shuffle my itunes and make a song for the first one that came up. It was fleetwood mac go your own way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

I ended up with

You can't catch Tiote, catch Tiote
You can try another lonely day
You can't catch Tiote, catch Tiote

Instead of

You can go your own way, go your own way
You can call it another lonely day
You can go your own way, go your own way

Also duh duh duh come on Cheik Tiote instead of do the conga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6N4elMVX4

pretty poor but it passes the time

 

Tried the random iPod shuffle and the first song was....

"Too drunk to ****" by the Dead Kennedys.

Went to a match
I played all night
Got 16 yellows
And I started up a fight

But now I’m a Geordie
You're out of luck
I'm gonna get that ball
Tiote don’t give a ****

Tiote don’t give a ****
Tiote don’t give a ****
Tiote don’t give a ****
Tiote, Tiote, Tiote
Don’t give a ****

 

Thats not bad, doubt anyone could understand us if sang like the proper song

 

Loving both of these, especially the Dead Kennedys version.

 

I just think we should scream at opposition players 'He's gonna **** you in the ass and you're gonna luv it!' which is a deeply disturbing and threatning thing to have shouted at you by 50,000 people. Players would mentally crumble.

 

I actually just shouted that in my head. In the voice of an american football coach... Made me laugh..

 

just did it my self.

 

He's big, he's black, he'll have ya on back!
Tiote, Tiote.

He's quick, he's fast, don't know how long you'll last..
Tiote, Tiote.

 

Hang on Tash, are we talking about Tiote or Bramble?

 

haha.

 

You didn't pirate that from Tash did you?

 

Cheik, Cheik will tear you apart, again (to tune of Love will tear you apart - joy division)

the old boro song, pigbag or something - dudududu cheik tiote dudududu cheik tiote etc