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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. luvgonzo

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    I needed the sugar to wake me up.
     
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  2. Sweats

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    **** off.

    nessa and rob brydon alone make it great.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    It was decent early on. It’s got ****ter over the years and highly unlikely this will be anything but ****. Corden is a fat **** and Horne is a **** **** who got lucky being cast in it.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Having problems with photo uploads - having to reduce size so much that you lose the clarity - think it's something to do with the phone not just thre site restrictions...

    ... anyways was banging - got a rolled turkey breast stuffed with fig and chestnut stuffing from a farm shop ... and also a roast beef and gammon ... way too much food - all the veg was up the other end of the table ...
     
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    Second attempt
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    They’re watching Wallace and Gromit now which is also ****. Having a tricky mid-season spell with Truro after promotion but the board are confident I can turn it around.
     
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  7. Chief

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    Seven people in this house, only two awake. Me and my daughter.

    Scared to move in case my dad in law wakes up and chases me into the kitchen and washes up my glass.

    Have sneaked into the front room and put Steelers/Chiefs on. (Taylor can **** off on this one)

    Gavin and Stacey seems a long shift away.
     
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    We've got that on as well but with music on the background.
     
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    IMG_3028.jpeg

    Did rib of beef.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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  12. Chief

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    Tomorrow has got a good day look about it.

    Golf in the morning, some shotgun start 'fun' format bollocks or other.

    Then; Swansea v QPR.

    Have lived in this town for nearly 30 years.

    Had a scout round, and there is not one single pub or hostelry of any sort whatsoever within a half hour walk of Swansea's ground that can sell you a pre match burger. Or anything.

    None.

    Nor a decent pint either. There are about ten utter ****ing ****e holes that sell Carling, Strongbow, or Madri etc. and that's it.

    It must hold the record of Britain's single most ****ing **** away day for anyone. Derby maybe worse?

    Grim.
     
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    What about the brunch place on the beach? It does a reasonable beer range from memory too. We went to a nice pub after near there too.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    If you mean The Secret Beach bar then it's gone ****.
     
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  15. Chief

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    Oh yeah, town/marina etc. is absolutely fine.

    It's the area around the ground. There's ****ing nothing.

    Really **** pubs, and not one does food of any sort.

    There's one place actually, The Smiths Arms in Hafod. But their chips and steak look like (from pics) they've been cooked on the nearest radiator.

    I think they all do Karaoke though.
     
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    Nah, not there. The Observatory.
     
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    Which is great BTW, but will go down there when my Mum arrives in couple of days. And it's too far to walk to the Liberty.

    Tomorrow, Mrs Chief wants to be able to dump us in a dump near ish the ground, so we can do a mini pub crawl through a Swansea suburb and then pick us up an hour after full time.

    I'm assuming our 'dinner' will be lagers and then a burger or dog outside the ground.
     
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    Yeah that's good.
     
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    **** that. I’d stick to the nice bit and get a cab. Wonder if that waitress still works there. We’re on good form. Still don’t score many but it should be fairly close.
     
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  20. Chief

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    Yeah, you lot seem to have improved a lot last few weeks.

    Will be going up there Easter Monday, great day out.
     
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