Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

If it's not drowning in the stuff I'm not interested.

 

Do you not find everything then tastes like the gravy?

 

No, they taste like things with gravy on them.

 

Two types BTW; turkey gravy to the left, beef to the right.

 

Straight from the freezer into the pan this morning for me. Was really nice once I added the meat juices.

 

Might be nice but can't really see it and it goes all grainy if you zoom in.

 

Everyone has crashed now, very peaceful. I'm just playing tunes on the new stereo.

 

Didn’t win. Until next year, Egyptian Premier League.

 

Carrots diced
Chicken sliced thin

roast potatoes nice n crispy on both plates

conclusion:

Windy still sits bottom of the pile

 

Due to visuals Fossie could jump straight to the bottom

Windy moves 2nd from bottom

 

Both in laws were fast asleep, jaws gaping, until they hear a noise in the kitchen. And my pop in law springs into life, with his mission to wash up. Absolutely everything must be washed! (95% already has been)

They won't have it. As many times as I say, just (****ing) leave it, I'll sort later!

Wiping round like mad fuackers.

 

Everyone’s **** boiled veg and unnecessary gravy adds colour and looks better than it is. My goose and stuffing were excellent.


Glad to not be last regardless, thank you.

 

One of Mrs luv"s ridiculous Christmas items.

 

Only the sprouts boiled on mine, not a fan of boiled veg.

 

They’re watching some absolute ****e with David Walliams playing some sort of detective. Got Football Manager going on the phone.

 

Rum with San Pellegrino Orange and pomegranate pop. Very nice.

 

I might stick Charlie Brown on soon.

 

Steelers v Chiefs are on Netflix in a bit. Kind of hoping everyone falls asleep so I can stick it on.

My eldest is in the front watching Peep Show.

Quite fancy a rum tbf, might have to have a dark and stormy