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Weather Update!!!

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    in the summer up Norf the locals call me Helmut, but there is no German in my ancestry, could it be what the girls squeal at when im on the bus with all those bikinis clad beauties
     
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    Too much information, Rog ! <laugh>
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    they have nicknamed me Buckwurst
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    just trying to round your likes up to 794to 800
     
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    Well, thank you kindly, Rog. A true gent!
     
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  6. Didley Squat

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    Dearly Beloved,
    Australia is currently offering sausage sizzles everyday whilst l work my buns off!

    It’s hot, humid and a bit norsty like.
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    That was the weather update from Oz.
    …and now a word from our sponsors.

    Do you suffer from flatulence?
    Can you blow a barn door off its hinges?
    Then we have no solutions for you!
    Visit fartsallover.com today
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    That’s not what you told me in confidence!
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    You there! " That man"come on spill the beans. Make it quick or you'll be up on a charge,

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    Blimey, is Rog threatening me or you Didley?!
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>naughty boys only get confined to barracks so no hanky panky
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    OK we will go exotic and go for Jiggy jiggy as the Turks say
     
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    you durty boy
     
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    Rest easy Woops, he’s looking in a mirror.
    As you were…
     
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    You can be assured there will be nun hanky panky.
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    do we still get leftovers please
     
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    ooh eer yessum master
     
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    Chilly but dry day
     
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