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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Hot, sweaty, humid, rising stench omitting from oneself….. it’s literally a real stinker!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 2, 2024
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    Chilly, but dry and pleasant day
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 4, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You could fry an egg on my arse today.
    Crazy hot.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 8, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Is that essence of butt crack or armpit mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 8, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Stll bitterly cold up here wife wants to move to Kenya coast
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 8, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    With or without you!
    Ha, l make joke.

    Today, l could fry bacon, eggs & snags on my arse, it was that hot!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 9, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    over here they are making the bacon too salty now So i buy smoked dry cured expensive but much better
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 9, 2024
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    Dry day today. Thank the Lord that Storm Darragh has moved away.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 9, 2024
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Today was the mostest, hottest, sweatiest, stinkiest day l had in many a time.
    Pools of sweat, over everything l could on the building site.

    l had to stay upwind of myself because l was so offended by my smell. My wife put my clothes straight in the bin. Now l know why garbage trucks stink.

    Footnote - It was ****in hot but even more humid. A real stinker!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 10, 2024
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    Cold, dry, non windy day.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 11, 2024
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  11. Didley Squat

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    Rhank you for the very informative post ole mate. Sounds like you were pushing **** uphill all day. May the your bowels open up on those all around you!

    Hot…. Same as.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 12, 2024
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    Another dry, chilly day
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 12, 2024
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    Wet, humid, hot, overcast, typecast……
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 14, 2024
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    Dry, not wet, windy or snow
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 14, 2024
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    Warm, wet & sweaty.

    Arm crack, butt crack, makes no difference!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 16, 2024
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    Not too bad a day!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 16, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    unless you live up NORF WHERE ESKIMOS FEAR TO TREAD
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 23, 2024
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    Roger, are you saying your freezing, foreskin or farkin? I’m so confused.
    Yours faithfully,
    Sunset Johnny.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 23, 2024
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    Dear Sunset Johnny,

    Roger's knackers are freezing, due to the inclement weather up t' north at the moment. Hope this clears up the misunderstanding.

    Yours truly,

    A friend
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 24, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Hallo sunset Johnny, i wouldn't mind my sausage sizzling down under for a short while, just enough to thaw out and get dem Sheilas excited it normally hangs below the shorts
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 24, 2024
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