Big Vern retirement.

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originalminority said:
How are your movements today Vernon? Prune juice done the trick, all cleared out and ready for making that massive Yuletide Log?
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Much more loose thanks. While passing the last four days of traffic I had to lean forwards for a bit of extra purchase.
After initial discomfort and a couple of turtles heads the aforementioned cable appeared before gently brushing my scrotum on its way to its watery grave.
 
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Vern said:
Much more loose thanks. While passing the last four days of traffic I had to lean forwards for a bit of extra purchase.
After initial discomfort and a couple of turtles heads the aforementioned cable appeared before gently brushing my scrotum on its way to its watery grave.
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How low does your scrotum hang?

Wait dont answer that
 
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Well despite plenty of Christmas cheer with plenty of rich food and good ales I have not put on one single pound.
 
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