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Big Vern retirement.

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by big vern, Mar 19, 2023.

  1. Vern

    Vern Well-Known Member

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    Old but gold <laugh>
     
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  2. Erik

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    How come you've shrunk, Vern?
     
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  3. Idi Amin

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    Disabled joke? Hmm.
     
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  4. bradymk2

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    How?
     
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  5. Vern

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    Definitely below the belt. Hang your head in shame Mr Perfect:angry:
     
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  6. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    You know how.....TIMMY!
     
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  7. originalminority

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    How are your movements today Vernon? Prune juice done the trick, all cleared out and ready for making that massive Yuletide Log?
     
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  8. Vern

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    Much more loose thanks. While passing the last four days of traffic I had to lean forwards for a bit of extra purchase.
    After initial discomfort and a couple of turtles heads the aforementioned cable appeared before gently brushing my scrotum on its way to its watery grave.
     
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  9. bradymk2

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    How low does your scrotum hang?

    Wait dont answer that
     
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  10. Vern

    Vern Well-Known Member

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    Quite low these days.
     
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  11. originalminority

    originalminority Well-Known Member

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    Sounds more Buster Gonad than Big Vern, wheelbarrow for Christmas?
     
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  12. Vern

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    This Christmas was most satisfactory. Plenty of rich food and ale.
     
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  13. Vern

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    Well despite plenty of Christmas cheer with plenty of rich food and good ales I have not put on one single pound.
     
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