That's why Southampton don't win, their strikers can't actually kick a ball.
Nah, they'll pick up a few more, probably get 3 on boxing dayHow likely is it Saints will break the lowest ever points tally record?
How likely is it Saints will break the lowest ever points tally record?
Should be a FK and a red, [HASHTAG]#bentasfuck[/HASHTAG]
Watching Mary berry and her dinosaur claws cook food. She has Amanda Holden on. Whilst she has terrible terrible tits I still wid. But these birds who have their faves done can’t disguise their necks which look like a dinosaur scrotum

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I'm sure he just got sued for opening his big gob online tooJesus does this guy ever shut up....
Barton, I mean not sucky, we know Sucky never shuts up
The guy was a ****ing nobody, a peripheral player at best, more known for his tomfoolery than his actual footballing skill.
Now he just stands on the sidelines hurling insults at everyone like a bitter little twat

Midweek cup games.
Never been a fan![]()
Had the misfortune of being around him down at our training ground at FleetwoodJesus does this guy ever shut up....
Barton, I mean not sucky, we know Sucky never shuts up
The guy was a ****ing nobody, a peripheral player at best, more known for his tomfoolery than his actual footballing skill.
Now he just stands on the sidelines hurling insults at everyone like a bitter little twat
Just pond scum trying to stay relevant by ****-talking, probably would've ended up in prison like his bro and cousin if he hadn't been able to kick a ball.Jesus does this guy ever shut up....
Barton, I mean not sucky, we know Sucky never shuts up
The guy was a ****ing nobody, a peripheral player at best, more known for his tomfoolery than his actual footballing skill.
Now he just stands on the sidelines hurling insults at everyone like a bitter little twat
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Can you read it and let us know wha gwan? Safe bro
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Stems from when he played a match at Anfield this beef, Shearer was manager.
Barton couldn't keep his head on and committed to a ****ing dreadful foul on possibly Alonso (might be misremembering) and Shearer absolutely blew up in the dressing room and it almost ended up with them having a scrap
Barton didn't play another game that season and was in the reserves
I'm sure he just got sued for opening his big gob online too
Would like to see him beat up she-rah though