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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    33.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    16.7%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    22.2%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    38.9%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.1%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.6%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    16.7%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    22.2%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    38.9%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    61.1%
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  1. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    is that 7 quid on busses? isn't the cap like a 12 quid or something on the tube.

    Not sure where the cap applies but i was told in my hometown this weekend it applied there (or maybe the maximum cost of a bus journey was 3 quid)
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I listened to a couple of young lads being interviewed in head to toe Barbour waterproof gear about how their family farms would have to be sold to pay the IHT

    Call me a cynic, but I think they were chatting absolute bollocks about that.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My self esteem is far to high to shag a bus.

    But good for you bro
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    That's a decent night out for some people.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What's this 3 fuking quid nonsense <laugh>
    Screenshot_2024-11-19-20-00-24-09_40deb401b9ffe8e1df2f1cc5ba480b12.jpg
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You can use three buses to complete your journey in London, and it’ll cost you £1.80. Dunno about the tube though, that’s quite expensive iirc. Costs me **** all though, as I have an over 60s Oyster. And back when I was a yoot no **** paid full fare, ever. So I win both ways, which seems only fair since I’ve been paying taxes since forever.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    How is your mum anyway?
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Her hips still buggered from using the strap on with you

    But good otherwise
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Had to be in London the other day so travel on expenses and a yute was clearly waiting for someone he could follow through the barrier. We both knew what was up. A victimless crime.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Yeah she was very into it.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Those journeys at the 1.80 cap only last an hour. On a bus in London at rush hour that's about 35 yards worth
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    How deep did she go? I bet you can hide a traffic cone up your arse
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Deep enough to break her hip.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    When I was in London last month I was in Brixton and overheard some bird talking to her mate saying something along the lines of "Nah bruv I'm just gonna risk it cos the barriers are down most the time init. You know me fam I never get caught for nothing"

    Last line made me laugh as they were wearing a tag <laugh>
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Might have to pawn the Bentley

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  16. brb

    brb CR250

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    Just watching this argument on TV between farmers and an accountant, she just called the accountant a marxist. <laugh>
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Same

    I dont like the accountant
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  19. PINKIE

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    Lol, the figures from HMRC show that less than 500 farms would be liable for IHT

    and even then it's only at half the rate of what everybody else pays

    That doesn't suit the poor farmer will have to sell their farm, cows and children to survive agenda though.
     
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  20. brb

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    Is there anyone you don't hate? <laugh>
     
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