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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Don’t call people who aren’t working ‘economically inactive’, says Liz Kendall

    Dear Liz,

    I have no plans to work while the current Communist regime is in place. Once all the money has gone, I will be eligible to claim benefits and scrounge off the Big State that has been built since 2019. <doh>

    Nobody wants to employ us older people in the industries where we used to work as they can get some kid with no experience much cheaper – and they will need to now that your government has decided to make the workforce much less dynamic like that of the failing United States of France. <doh>

    When Blair/Brown were running the show, my father never worked for five years before he retired as they could pay him benefits to stay at home and ship in someone from Poland to do his skilled job for less. <doh>

    QMII
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Eunuchs had their nads cut off for centuries.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Like Arab slave traders when they bought negroes.
    They didn't want them reproducing
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

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    It is what it is.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    Yes you do...
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Why not, they wouldn't have had to pay for new ones?
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I guess Arabs consider negroes as inferior
     
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  8. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Of course it is. Unless you believe in pre-determination/fate, anyone's existence is down to luck.

    Cba to debate this on here, wrong crowd.
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

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    I was Napoleon, but so were most of us
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

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    I'm calling on GC's posse comitatus to restore order in these parts.
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

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    @The Cunnilungus Connoisseur had to take @MeJulie to Stobo Castle for his fistiversary leaving the prooves leaderless
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    Do we all get a free copy of "Big Jugs Monthly" into the bargain?
     
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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    He'll be glad of something to do since he's been sacked from Match of the Day.
     
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  16. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The Guardian self excluding themselves from Twitter because people can reply to them & fact check their nonsense is delicious.


    <laugh>
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Thanks, I will definitely ask Stephen to sign that.
     
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  19. DMD

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    The lefties are terrified of democratic opposition.

     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    That's fascism for you
     
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