Lunchtime matches at primary school, I was at a small village school and was one of the better players we always played 5 of us (the better players) against about 15 it was 74/75 and the five us were always Cruyff, Neeskens, Rep, Rensenbrink and Krol..and we normally won. Rush goalkeepers of course.
I also recall some fearful beatings that we took in school matches we had just 1 class per year group with 14 boys in the fourth year, (we always had at least 3 third years in the team) and we played the big schools in Canterbury who had 3 & 4 classes to pick from, we once turned up with 9 and lost 22-0, another time we lost 17-1 (i scored the one!), there were a couple of close games where we lost 5-2 and 4-1 and then we finally played another village school and won 4-3 I scored 2 including the winner and that goal, which was coming up for 50 years ago, I can still picture in my mind alongside the joy on my team mates faces as I ran towards them arms aloft.