Off Topic The cooking thread….

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Best Chicken Curry Recipe
1. Fry an onion in large pan/wok
2. Add 2 cloves garlic, 3 tbsp curry powder, 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp paprika, 2 bay leaves, 1 tsp ginger, 1 tsp sugar, salt to taste
3. Fry for 2mins
4. Add cubed chicken, 1 tbsp tomato puree, 1 cup plain yoghurt, 3/4 cup coconut milk
5. Bring to boil
6. Reduce heat and simmer for 20-25mins
7. Remove bay leaves
8. Add lemon juice and 1 tsp cayenne pepper
9. Simmer 5 mins
10. Serve and enjoy!
 
Amin leaves it in the fridge for a week!!

The point I'm making is,if he's not careful,he could end up in a fridge with a ticket hanging from his big toe stating....Amin Yapusi (****)D.O.B and cause of death confirmed as Bacillus Cerius...

Nothing to see here,I'm taking one for the team,offering up some practical advice...No pain No grain:emoticon-0103-cool:
Amended
 
Wow, Flu and the ****s? That's really top and tail.
Been there bought a dozen tee shirts recently, me and the Mrs thought it was food poisoning. Mrs red was crying her eyes out… what a ****ing mess she got in, I’ll leave your imagination to work it out, though I do hope your not eating at this moment lol…, trying to stay sat on the bog as she puked up into the bath is an image that will never leave me. I did manage not to mess myself but only ****ing just, tickled my pants slightly. Best weight loss treatment…..ever, wouldn’t recommend it though..
 
Been there bought a dozen tee shirts recently, me and the Mrs thought it was food poisoning. Mrs red was crying her eyes out… what a ****ing mess she got in, I’ll leave your imagination to work it out, though I do hope your not eating at this moment lol…, trying to stay sat on the bog as she puked up into the bath is an image that will never leave me. I did manage not to mess myself but only ****ing just, tickled my pants slightly. Best weight loss treatment…..ever, wouldn’t recommend it though..
Did Amin Yapusi invite you over for dinner by any chance? Yep,thought as much.
 
Been there bought a dozen tee shirts recently, me and the Mrs thought it was food poisoning. Mrs red was crying her eyes out… what a ****ing mess she got in, I’ll leave your imagination to work it out, though I do hope your not eating at this moment lol…, trying to stay sat on the bog as she puked up into the bath is an image that will never leave me. I did manage not to mess myself but only ****ing just, tickled my pants slightly. Best weight loss treatment…..ever, wouldn’t recommend it though..
Classic. <laugh><applause>
 
Draining rice! Big no no!

Easy method: boil about inch of water in large pan, add a cupful of rice, and stir well, put on medium heat (simmering) for around 8-10 mins stirring occassionally. Once most of the water has been absorbed give it a final good stir, turn off heat and put lid on. Leave for around 5 mins and once you take off lid all remaining water will have absorbed and you’ve got light fluffy rice!

Nobody I mention this to can get their head around it. All I can say is it works.
 
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Craster crab avocado and rocket sandwich.

The crab was handpicked apparently.

I’m imagining the conversation went something along the lines of; that one. I want that one. The many legged, side scuttling bastard that it is.

Nice part of the world - did a bike tour couple of years back; I brought three pair of kippers home from Craster to digs in Seahouses, they were even better than Fortunes of Whitby, well worth the three day lingering smell in my back box!
 
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