Newcastle > Sunderland

[overseasTOON]

30 ft = 360"
360" = 9144mm
9144mm = 9.144m

Speed = Distance/Time = 9.144/1 = 9.144m/s = 20.574mph

Not being funny OT, but even for a Tribal Elder that's pretty weak. You need to do some more vigorous wrist exercises.

I know I'm no RIP Bartons Tash...

 

[NUFCtomw362]

262 mph with a laptop mouse

313 Love the sugarhillgang music that accompnies the success haha

 

[Agent Bruce]

Took about 1 second to travel the 30ft to the sys admin office and set off their alarm when I clicked on the URL... I'm not a mathematician but that's got to be faster than the speed of sloth!

Not as fast as Tash rattles off articles though!

 

[MrRAWhite]

Barton's Tash just loves....

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

Barton's Tash just loves....

Not as much as Mackems love cats...

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

Scientific Research has shown that on average by the time you have read one of Tash's articles, he already has the next one in his head.