Match Day Thread Bournemouth(A) -30/09/24 20:00 - Sky MNF

[Schrodinger's Cat]

Basically Being Dogshit

 

[Libby]

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

Like one of those FA Cup 1st round ties where the Dog and Duck manager talks tactics while the game is going on with the hope of getting a book deal.

 

[garysfc]

RM presser post inevitable defeat.
"I thought we did really well to start with, but it's the little mistakes we pay for. I'm disappointed with the result, but we really need to get that first win. We need to focus on the positives and the lads gave everything.
And then just copy and paste all the usual tired excuses so I can somehow remain in my job. Wait and see!

Russ, is that you?

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Beginning to wish Schar had nutted him a bit harder.

 

[timatoketchup]

Bournemouths Best Defender

Bye Bye Diaz

 

[Libby]

At least next season we might Bring Back Derbies

 

[stcolumbsaint]

Better Bring Drugs

 

[Libby]

Beginning to wish Schar had nutted him a bit harder.

Barely touched him anyway. Was a Bloody Bitchy Dive.

 

[timatoketchup]

Russ, is that you?

I'm his missus giving instructions x

 

[Lovelocum]

I don’t know if this football is more or less enjoyable than the Branfoot days.

 

[Libby]

Bournemouth's Big Day

 

[Lovelocum]

How did BBD not win MOTM?

 

[Paddy Podped]

Big Big (Melt)Down

 

[Lovelocum]

Bournemouth's Big Day

It is a local derby after all.

 

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

Positives: Stewart, Aribo and Lallana.

 

[Libby]

How did BBD not win MOTM?

He did on here. Best entertainment all night.

 

[tomw24]

Story of the match: Russell Martin ****ed it up. The end.

 

[Osvaldorama]

I hope they’ve lined someone up.

I’d sack him tonight

 

[Shandy_top_89]

Well given the table today could have been a pivotal moment for us, we had been slowly improving in the lead up. A win and all of a sudden we are looking up the table.

Instead that was a true relegation fodder performance and highly likely we will be P8 W0 D1 L7 and a black hole of a goal difference.

Worst performance of this season so far.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

We won the second half!