Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Joke - to lighten the mood... yet pulls from your post:

Son to Farher: "Dad, why did you choose the names that you did for me and my sis?"

Father: "Well, with your sister - at that time your mum was really into Easter. So we called her Teresa, which is an anagram of Easter - but why do you ask now, Alan?"

 

Hair cut? ... ask them for a 'Two Horse Race Fade' ... it's a Spurs special ...








... just too good an opportunity to pass ...




... sounds like Richarlison ...

 

A classy lady

 

...latest booking almost seemed like destiny ...

 

Don't excuse the muppet. His rage made him look more stupid, if that’s possible.

Roy seems to have him tightly wound up.

 

Now now Peej come on dont be like that. I know its hard for you right now but its only a game remember sweet cheeks

 

Nothing says "North London Derby" more than two groups of players from surrendering countries gently shoving each other, hard enough to rile the crowd up but not hard enough to risk chipping a nail.

Was half expecting Porro to leap to his feet and kiss the badge when Timber got the yellow card.

 

It is quite special when you’re there but doesn’t feel like a football ground to me. Doesn’t sound right when stuff happens but I’ve only been in the fancy bits. Would like to stand behind the goal or be in the away end some time.

 

By modern day soft Prem standards I thought Timber was fortunate.

 

I know someone whos gay on here..

 

Giz a kiss and then ill tell you who it is

 

I hadn't realise before how close the fans are to the pitch. Only gripe I'd have about it is why are all the adults seemingly at the front row and not kids.

 

Spurs you useless shhites, could see Arsenal were going to score from that corner, Pedro should have stayed down for longer.

 

Proper spursy goal that.

 

Such a sucker punch as well, it's as if Spurs had fallen a sleep in the box, they were just wandering around aimlessly not marking anyone.