You were also chasing me around afterwards and because I've bantered you back you've started pretending you're mother teresa.
Make your mind up please
Joke - to lighten the mood... yet pulls from your post:
Son to Farher: "Dad, why did you choose the names that you did for me and my sis?"
Father: "Well, with your sister - at that time your mum was really into Easter. So we called her Teresa, which is an anagram of Easter - but why do you ask now, Alan?"

