British Politics spam thread

[FosseFilberto]

You seem to have the IQ of a carrot, the meme was posted not long ago

Just wanted your confirmation sport ... so the majority of it spent for the benefit of people in this country? None of it just missing? ... I didn't even touch on Tory wastage fruitloop... such as the Rwanda madness ...

You lose - but you're used to it ... carrots have consistently beaten you in IQ tests, so no real surprise...

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Just the one ...but more relationships than you could dream of ... and my ex-wife was met at work - not over the Internet ... there's that 'work' thing again ... sorry if that hurts each time ...

You are about 25 years older than me & dating grannies .

Sounds ****ing disgusting

 

[FosseFilberto]

Poor women, having to sleep with him

Poor sex dolls for you .. and yet you remain a virgin...

 

[stopmeandslapme]

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I was waiting for someone to tell her to **** off or something, they all seem to love her.

 

[FosseFilberto]

You are about 25 years older than me & dating grannies .

Sounds ****ing disgusting

Fantasising about me now too ... you've really sprung a leak ...

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

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I was waiting for someone to tell her to **** off or something, they all seem to love her.

Looks a bit staged

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Poor sex dolls for you .. and yet you remain a virgin...

How embarrassing you failed 3 times over to keep a woman happy.

Best for you to go back to the prem board

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Looks a bit staged

Maybe. Americans are a bit gushing about their politicians though.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Just wanted your confirmation sport ... so the majority of it spent for the benefit of people in this country? None of it just missing? ... I didn't even touch on Tory wastage fruitloop... such as the Rwanda madness ...

You lose - but you're used to it ... carrots have consistently beaten you in IQ tests, so no real surprise...

Seems to be OK for Fritz to use it, so not quite the madness after all.
£8B on GB energy, that does not produce anything
£11B to johnny foreigner who will not spend it on green energy


Still 3 times you failed in life, give up go away

 

[FosseFilberto]

My work done for the day methinks ... literary equivalent of putting Dumbkunt and Kusstard in a barrel and telling them I've pissed in the corner ... will they ever stop spinning? ...

 

[DMD]

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If you look for the back story, it's even funnier because it's not just staged and scripted, it had to be edited and doctored too.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

In fours' time I'll be four hours closer to my trip to Bognor Regis and the National Postcard Convention.

 

[DMD]

https://x.com/cllr_thomas/status/1833529796464201753

I can't see Diana Johnson on that list.

What I found so crazy about that, is that if Labour had presented it better, it would actually be a popular action, because many pensioners readily admit they can manage without it, and would prefer it spent on the genuinely needy, but either by accident or design, Labour made a total pigs ear of it.

 

[Gambol]

We're all in it together.

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And it took you 11 years to tell us?

 

[Gambol]

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Wid.

 

[Gambol]

If illegal immigration is irregular immigration then domestic violence is just irregular squabbling.

Muslims are allowed to knock their women about so expect all those to be released today .

To question domestic violence in their community is illegal now , as it's perceived muslimness aka what is written in their holy books & taught every Friday in their violent culture in tax payer funded men only brainwashing centres or mosques.

Is surprise sex ok now?

Asking for somebody else

 

[HRH Custard VC]

My work done for the day methinks ... literary equivalent of putting Dumbkunt and Kusstard in a barrel and telling them I've pissed in the corner ... will they ever stop spinning? ...

You have been owned yet again

 

[HRH Custard VC]

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[DMD]

I can't see Diana Johnson on that list.

What I found so crazy about that, is that if Labour had presented it better, it would actually be a popular action, because many pensioners readily admit they can manage without it, and would prefer it spent on the genuinely needy, but either by accident or design, Labour made a total pigs ear of it.

It seems that after going on TV saying she would reluctantly vote for it, Diana Johnson 'heroically' abstained.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

My work done for the day methinks ... literary equivalent of putting Dumbkunt and Kusstard in a barrel and telling them I've pissed in the corner ... will they ever stop spinning? ...

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