Wireless

My missus still insists we have a landline even though we all have iphones on O2, silly cow, our phone never rings either.

 

I'm the same, i don't even know my landline number!

I refuse point blank to have one of them **** ugly Virgin receivers in my room mind!

 

Pontsafc Back to the point tell her you can change you wife but never your team.

 

Hi guys, thanks so much for all the helpful marital advice. Sorry I didn't respond earlier but I've just got back from the hospital.

 

Aye mate, never a good idea to tell her what needs doing, whilst she is ironing!

 

For god's sake man, you didn't tell her bum did look big did you?