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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Aug 6, 2024.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I just want to see the contract before I sign and transfer the money.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, but if you don't take it out in the first year, then it would be compound interest and same would apply for other years. So it would actually beat inflation.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I can send you any info you want, it makes no difference to me.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Desperation now.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    More to the point, some team the Rangers!
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It does sound good. I will be coming into a chunk of money soon and am considering using it towards a buy to let but others tell me the agents are always screwing money out of you and of course there's the risk you get a bad tenant which can cost tens of thousands. Managed investment funds are another thing to consider. Work pension is a waste of time, barely above what I've paid in but a pension from a previous job has increased very nicely.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Buy to let isn't as favourable these days because they don't have the "wear and tear" thing, they have clamped down in a few ways on that. There are plenty of ways to make money, that is for sure. Give me a shout if you want more info. Just to be clear, the company that I work for doesn't go down the route of putting money straight into your account as soon as you invest(also Aldo's calculations didn't even make sense), this particular one pays quarterly or you can do compound interest for a 3 or 5 year bond.

    Rangers managed a 1-1 draw tonight FTP
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bear. Good.
     
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    <laugh>

    Funniest thread in a long while.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well you're saying the returns are guaranteed so why wouldn't you put the money straight into my account?

    What difference would it make if it's paid now or 12 months down the line.

    I'll have mine now please.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm still surprised the Russian mafia haven't caught up with our dear auld squerr heid.

    How many years has that been?
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    **** off and die speccy four eyes.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^^ alt.right.wing
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You are a ****ing idiot.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm an idiot not daft enough to gee you any money so...
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You are an idiot wanting your interest as soon as you invest your money, ya vodka fuelled tramp.
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

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    The first mug to invest can’t get paid until at least one other mug has invested at a later date. Where do you think your returns come from??
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    Sevco Strollers Home Base <ok>
     
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  19. monacoger

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    1st mug? It is capped at £10 million, you are speaking as if it is my company. Are you and Aldo using the same computer?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's not interest though is it?

    It's a dividend.

    A guaranteed, according to you, dividend.

    So you can pay me it up front instead of 12 months down line. It's gonne be the same amount anyhoo int it. You know, with it being 100% guaranteed an that.

    Put your money where your big shìt talking mouth is Monnie.

    <cheers>
     
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