I can just imagine the briefing.
Right, I want you to pop a shot at me. Here’s your rifle and bullets. It has to be realistic so make sure that when I’m up there talking you just graze my ear. I’ll be a bit animated up there, moving my head and stuff so make sure that it’s a good shot. If you miss I’ll have a fake blood capsule that I’ll use. Or I might use a scalpel that I’ll keep in my hand. I’m not sure yet. Don’t worry about all the Secret Service agents around me, they’re all pretty dense and won’t be able to tell the difference between stage blood and real blood though.
Now , here’s the thing. The Secret Service might be a bit thick, but the likelihood is that you’re going to get shot dead. Don’t worry though I’ll make sure your family are ok. Oh yes, if the bullet misses me then it may well get one of the attendees so not only will you probably die but so will the other guy.
But you’re doing this for America, the land of the free.
Now, did you get all that?