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  1. Toby

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    Must be a bit boring for Ben. Would have been better if they were not identical. Variety and spice and all that.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    More of the same is never exciting.
     
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    What do donkeys get for their lunch on Blackpool beach?























































    Half an hour, the same as every other ****


    ****in' yaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssss! <party>
     
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    I get an hour.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You are unemployed so it doesn't matter how long you take to go through the bins. How will Hitchin Town get on in the upcoming season? Did those ****s, Solihull Moors get promoted last season or were they beaten in the play offs?
     
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    I don't know about Solihull but Hitchin finished in a relegation place but ended up surviving because another team went out of business.
     
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    Same. We do 10am-6pm too. Can't complain <cheers>
     
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    ^^^^ lazy bastard
     
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    Typical Nigel ****tah shift <diva>
     
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    <cool>
     
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    I played in a band called Prevention, some people said we were better than The Cure.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And were you?
     
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    According to sales, no.
     
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    <laugh><applause>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Sales don’t mean anything

    look at the Beatles for example
     
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