Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Star of David Bardsley]

I was thinking a bit more eternal but it'll do.

In 1,000,001 years it will be a foul.

 

[Treble]

Ooofffffftttttt Harry hits the bar.

The golden boot is on!

 

[haslam]

In 1,000,001 years it will be a foul.

What about in the time between a million and a million and one? Is it going to be gradually phased in over 12 months? This is essential clarification and I need it now.

 

[Treble]

Yeah the Bellingham one? I thought that was odd, looked like he got it perfect to me. The guy is playing a different game to everyone else, makes everything look easy.

Yeh the bloke just ran into his standing leg. Bellingham had the ball.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Good save. Would’ve made the inevitable ten minute barrage stress-free but no.

 

[Solid Air]

How the **** is Foden still on the pitch

 

[brb]

Bowen comes on and sets Kane up, like I said Saka is shhite.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

What about in the time between a million and a million and one? Is it going to be gradually phased in over 12 months? This is essential clarification and I need it now.

No. **** off.

 

[FadgewackeR]

Get Foden off and Eze or Gordon on to cause some trouble.

 

[Dier Hard]

Foden’s dropping a 2/10 performance tonight and Southgate’s just sitting there thinking “that’s my boy”.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Oh no our tactic of taking zero fit left-backs is being undone.

 

[brb]

Foden is going to score a wonder goal and shut you fookers up

 

[Treble]

Get Foden off and Eze or Gordon on to cause some trouble.

Some plastic chairs needed too.

 

[luvgonzo]

Please Serbia just please!

 

[FadgewackeR]

Some plastic chairs needed too.

Inflatable planes and a load of pricks not able to finish their pints so they can start chucking them.

 

[haslam]

Oh no our tactic of taking zero fit left-backs is being undone.

Simply cannot believe Big Dan Burn is at home right now. This. This is everything that is wrong with this country.

 

[Treble]

Please Serbia just please!

 

[haslam]

Please Serbia just please!

Hang on, I forget, are you Welsh?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Pickford [HASHTAG]#leader[/HASHTAG]

 

[Welshie]

England are proper boring lol