Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

In 1,000,001 years it will be a foul.

 

Ooofffffftttttt Harry hits the bar.

The golden boot is on!

 

What about in the time between a million and a million and one? Is it going to be gradually phased in over 12 months? This is essential clarification and I need it now.

 

Yeh the bloke just ran into his standing leg. Bellingham had the ball.

 

Good save. Would’ve made the inevitable ten minute barrage stress-free but no.

 

How the **** is Foden still on the pitch

 

Bowen comes on and sets Kane up, like I said Saka is shhite.

 

No. **** off.

 

Get Foden off and Eze or Gordon on to cause some trouble.

 

Foden’s dropping a 2/10 performance tonight and Southgate’s just sitting there thinking “that’s my boy”.

 

Oh no our tactic of taking zero fit left-backs is being undone.

 

Foden is going to score a wonder goal and shut you fookers up

 

Some plastic chairs needed too.

 

Please Serbia just please!

 

Inflatable planes and a load of pricks not able to finish their pints so they can start chucking them.

 

Simply cannot believe Big Dan Burn is at home right now. This. This is everything that is wrong with this country.

 

Hang on, I forget, are you Welsh?

 

Pickford #leader

 

England are proper boring lol