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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    33.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    16.7%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    22.2%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    38.9%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.1%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.6%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    16.7%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    22.2%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    38.9%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    61.1%
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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    He defo wasn't 47 <laugh>

    I've tried to look for the interview on twitter but can't find it yet.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    No one really cares that he had a nice upbringing. Not many people care he went to a ludicrously expensive school. Quite a lot of people care when he pretends to be a man of the people. So dumb.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    you calling me a **** bro?
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Not with this post.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I see that we're now picking the next PM based on whether they had Sky TV or not as a child.
     
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  6. brb

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    We’ve already picked the next PM. It’s just three more weeks of the current PM finding ways to out-**** himself from here.
     
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  8. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I couldnt give a **** what TV channels he had, what school he went to, or how much money he had growing up.
    I vote based on whether he can run the country or not to any degree of success.
    And he has shown that he is a self interested turd without a modicum of political talent beyond using the system of government to make money for himself and his friends.
    So while Starmer doesnt exactly excite me, Sunak is a big no, from me. I will be voting Labour.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Go on Bod.
     
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  10. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Indeed, thanks!
    I cant think of a single redeeming quality about Sunak at all.
    Boris was a lying, bumbling sack of **** and a piss poor PM, but he got Brexit over the line so we could all shut up about it.
    Cameron caved to the ESG and started a period of austerity that hurt a lot of people, but at least he managed to keep Scotland in the Union and champion for the legalisation of Gay marriage.
    They were ****ers, but at least there is one or two positives you can say about them.
    Sunak.....nothing. He is a ****ing turd.
     
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  11. brb

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    Rishi v Keir debate tonight on SKY News, programme starts at 7pm at Grimsby townhall.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    We went without tv quite often, when the piece of crap my dad rented from Redifussion went on the blink. Can I be Prime Minister please?
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Reduction- now there's a blast from the past! ... us too! <laugh>
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just back from the hospital seeing my mum

    Walked past A&E on the way back to the car and was staggered by the amount of Ambulances waiting outside with people in them, being treated by Paramedics and Doctors, presumably because of the lack of beds inside

    Would have taken a pic to show the sheer number, but thought that would be a bit crass. But there must have been 20-25 Ambulances waiting

    It's this sort of **** that makes my piss boil when you hear the Tories saying how much they support the NHS, because they clearly ****ing don't. When they can find £££bns up their arse to give to their chums for failed PPE contracts, but they know and allow this sort of **** to continue on a daily basis.

    ****in sooner we get rid of these vile ****s the better !
     
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  15. brb

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    From the Times just now...

    Anna Gross in London5 MINUTES AGO

    A 46-year-old man has been arrested by officers investigating £200mn worth of UK government contracts awarded to PPE Medpro during the Covid-19 pandemic. The man, who has not been identified, was arrested on Wednesday at his home in Barnet, north London, and interviewed by National Crime Agency officers, the agency said. PPE Medpro has been the focus of controversy over allegations the personal protective equipment it supplied to the Department of Health and Social Care was not fit for purpose. The NCA said the arrest was based on suspicion of conspiracy to commit fraud and attempting to pervert the course of justice. PPE Medpro is owned by a consortium led by Doug Barrowman, who is married to Conservative peer Baroness Michelle Mone. Last year, Mone admitted she stood to gain from profits of about £60mn PPE Medpro made from its government contracts. She had lobbied ministers to give contracts to the company. PPE Medpro’s bid to supply the UK government in 2020 was placed in a “high-priority lane” after lobbying from Mone, a lingerie entrepreneur who was ennobled by Lord David Cameron. The health department sued PPE Medpro in 2022 for breach of contract, alleging that £122mn worth of medical gowns supplied by PPE Medpro were not packaged adequately. The company has denied the claims. Mone in 2023 admitted lying to the press to cover up her involvement with the company in an interview with the BBC. Barrowman has publicly denied being an “investor” in PPE Medpro. Mone and Barrowman have said they were open about their ties to the company with government ministers. The NCA opened a probe in May 2021 “into suspected criminal offences committed in the procurement of PPE contracts by PPE Medpro”. About £75mn of assets linked to Mone and Barrowman were frozen or restrained by court order earlier this year as part of the investigation. The court order covered assets including a six-bedroom Belgravia townhouse, a country estate on the Isle of Man, and 15 accounts at Coutts, C Hoare & Co, and Goldman Sachs International. Both Mone and Barrowman have said they are innocent. PPE Medpro, Mone and Barrowman did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    bent af

    throw them in the slammer
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Just stuck it on. Any good?
     
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  19. brb

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    I think Keir has come across really well, especially with not being interupted constantly by Roland Rat.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    I refuse to believe someone has actually schlepped from London to Grimsby just to ask a question at this.
     
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