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Just went gathering firewood in a forest (stealing pine logs from a plantation).
Dragged the logs into the forest to process them. Bashing the **** out of them and a brown snake (pretty deadly) falls out of the sky near me.
At first I thought it had fallen out of a tree, incredibly unlikely to the point of impossible.
Then I realised it was probably on the log I was chopping and it must have flicked up into thr air as the log sprang up.
Now if you'll excuse me... I need to change my underwear.
This you Disco?After the melodrama with the airborne brown snake I've been on high alert.
Once again I soiled myself when I found what looked like a tiger snake (nasty ****ers) slithering through my garden. Grabbed my (pretty blunt) axe and went to town on it when I was done I realised I'd chopped/bludgeoned a blue tongue lizard to a pulp.
Best part of it is, those lizards are pretty friendly with humans and they keep snake populations low by eating their eggs.
I think I need to move back to the ****ing city.
This you Disco?
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Corrected for you.Genuine misnake marra

Just went gathering firewood in a forest (stealing pine logs from a plantation).
Dragged the logs into the forest to process them. Bashing the **** out of them and a brown snake (pretty deadly) falls out of the sky near me.
At first I thought it had fallen out of a tree, incredibly unlikely to the point of impossible.
Then I realised it was probably on the log I was chopping and it must have flicked up into thr air as the log sprang up.
Now if you'll excuse me... I need to change my underwear.

A spider wearing pants, that is unusualWorked with a bloke that imported a triumph tr6 from California to restore.
He was cleaning some leaves from the gearstick gator and a big spider ran across his hand.
Apparently he nearly **** his pants![]()


A spider wearing pants, that is unusual![]()

Crazy!Bloody wild horses on the streets of London
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