I've told you already, I had one ball in each hand and was ready to swallow - but you missed my mouth!!
I know, you would think it would be this long when you see how tall I am, Abbey was well pissed off when she first saw it.
So what do you think of my new tongue stud? Abbey loves it for obvious reasons! I can give you a demonstration if you like Christiano?
Crouch : "When I called you bent, I meant as in gay!" Ronaldo : "Thank **** for that, I thought you meant as in Darren!"
Ronaldo : "You're trapped in a room with a Newcastle fan a Lion and a Cobra. You have a gun with only two bullets what should you do? Crouch : "I dunno! Shoot the Lion and the Cobra?" Ronaldo : " No you silly sod, you shoot the Mag twice!"