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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by MackemsRule, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Come on then guys, what's being said?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. Wherewereyou

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    A big round thing with spots on it. I had it a minute ago. Did you see where it went?
     
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  3. Rokerlad59

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    I've told you already, I had one ball in each hand and was ready to swallow - but you missed my mouth!!
     
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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I know, you would think it would be this long when you see how tall I am, Abbey was well pissed off when she first saw it.
     
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  5. Nads

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    'Have you seen Titus Brambles chopper!!'
     
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  6. MackemsRule

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    Ronaldo's saying "The ref says you can't eat invisible giant subways during the game!"
     
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  7. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    So what do you think of my new tongue stud? Abbey loves it for obvious reasons! I can give you a demonstration if you like Christiano?
     
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  8. MackemsRule

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    "So! You hold her thighs like this and........."
     
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  9. Dorset

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    It's not my fault your a midget.
     
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    What do you mean... I'm not skinny streak of piss who scores more goals with his arse than his foot?
     
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  12. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    What d'you mean, Abbey loves it when you do that?
     
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  13. MackemsRule

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    Crouch : "When I called you bent, I meant as in gay!"

    Ronaldo : "Thank **** for that, I thought you meant as in Darren!"
     
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  14. safc73

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    perfect!
     
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  15. MackemsRule

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    Painkillers whisky and lack of sleep make for strange brain machinations. :) <ok>
     
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  16. dickmalonespecial

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    don't worry peter, they won't make you sign for newcastle!
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    honest mate i never knew it was a bloke, she looked so real
     
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  18. billofengland

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    OK, so you guys invented the toilet seat.
    we SUNDERLAND LADS put the hole in it.
     
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  19. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Ronaldo : "You're trapped in a room with a Newcastle fan a Lion and a Cobra. You have a gun with only two bullets what should you do?

    Crouch : "I dunno! Shoot the Lion and the Cobra?"

    Ronaldo : " No you silly sod, you shoot the Mag twice!"
     
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