Off Topic Happy Valentine’s Day

[dennisboothstash]

Hope you’re all busy opening cards and gifts.

Mrs Tash proved how well she knows me by giving me the Savoy Cocktail book, and a bottle of Kümmel (caraway liqueur)

 

[rovertiger]

I got a bullet with my name on it

 

[dennisboothstash]

I got a bullet with my name on it

Ironically I’ll be making Silver Bullet cocktails later

 

[rovertiger]

Ironically I’ll be making Silver Bullet cocktails later

 

[Gone For A Walk]

Ironically I got my wife a .... err, no, perhaps too much detail ....

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

Well, I got 32 Valentine's Day cards today and six helium balloons a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates , it took my breathe away , That security man in tesco can't half run

 

[Phinius T Bookbinder]

While I have been much looked after by the love of my life my first love delivered last night in Rotherham.

 

[Amin Arrears]

I got my missus a new washing machine, she’s well happy with it.

Not even joking

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

I sent her a romantic card, that she will “have to hide” when my cousin visits on Friday.

 

[cheshireles]

I got my missus a new washing machine, she’s well happy with it.

Not even joking

I can see how you clearly get your missus in a bit of a spin

 

[Cityzen]

I can see how you clearly get your missus in a bit of a spin

That was because she saw his hot point.

 

[dennisboothstash]

I sent her a romantic card, that she will “have to hide” when my cousin visits on Friday.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

This one’s a keeper

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[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

Stolen from FB…Thinking about all the single girls on Valentine’s Day……..

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[FER ARK]

Got my Mrs a bag and a belt... hoovers working fine now !

 

[Red top reader]

****ing brexit is getting in the way of my Valentine’s gift. Asda are doing a starter, amain, 2 sides, a sweet and bottle of booze, all for £12. Problem is they can’t get any sweets so you can’t get the offer… apparently there is problems with deliveries… no **** Sherlock!!!! Gonna have to go with kingswood pizza tonight.. looks like it might be the spare room this evening for me lol

 

[originallambrettaman]

****ing brexit is getting in the way of my Valentine’s gift. Asda are doing a starter, amain, 2 sides, a sweet and bottle of booze, all for £12. Problem is they can’t get any sweets so you can’t get the offer… apparently there is problems with deliveries… no **** Sherlock!!!! Gonna have to go with kingswood pizza tonight.. looks like it might be the spare room this evening for me lol

M&S Valentines meal deal, starter, main, desert and wine for £25, the missus picked us up lobster thermidor, beef wellington, cheesecake and a Rioja.

 

[Amin Arrears]

Gone down a treat

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[dennisboothstash]

Gone down a treat

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well played!

 

[tigerscanada]

Gone down a treat

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Wow !
With all those temperature and fabric options, does the good lady wash each separate item under individual settings, or is it a souped-up juke box for all your favourite 45s ?