Now it is coming up to the 'Silly Season' as far as transfer rumours are concerned and with the new Transfer window a short few weeks away. H and I thought to save the Short News Thread we would open a 'Rumours Thread' the more bizarre the better
The Rumours Thread!
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You love your rumours eh Al. How about Baz is a money laundering operation for the the Talibans drug money
I heard Bas was really a L*T*N fan and plans to relocate them at the Vic. His intentions for the East Stand is to knock it down and bring all those Exec Boxes with him! It was also his idea to introduce this seasons away kit... which will soon be the home kit!
Sorry NNW, I thought this was an exclusive from my Mother, who was informed by her Hairdresser who was told by her Postman who got the info from his dog. I shall be having words....
I just love reading what people come up with, they really have a vivid imagination
me too! i used to love browsing the rumour sites..i don't need to now you're doing it
In a shocking turn of events, we can exclusively reveal the real reason Laurence Bassini has failed to attend both the Watford FC Fan's Forum and the scheduled question and answers session on BBC 3CR.
Statements released by Watford FC have indicated Mr Bassini has not been "well enough" to take part in both events, leaving not only fans, but Chairman/legend, Graham Taylor very disappointed. However, it seems Mr Bassini has actually been involved in lurid activities, which prevented him from attending. So embarrassed was the Stanmore based businessman that he fabricated an elaborate illness to act as a smoke screen, hiding the humiliating circumstances.
A source close to the entrepreneur, who has asked to remain anonymous, has confirmed, "Laurence is really keen on craft, particularly cross stitch, having been crowned Best in Show at various cross stitch events over the past decade. So much so, in August [2011], he ran for president of the South West Hertforshire Women's Institute, and was subsequently elected. The WI has become a huge part of his life now, and unfortunately for Watford FC, he had planned to give a cross stitch masterclass to the neighbouring Buckinghamshire WI on 8 November, which he really couldn't miss. There were over 25 attendees, and Barbara had made fairy cakes. He then had to cancel the phone in [on BBC 3CR] because he left his phone at the NEC, following a hugely successful WI Lecture."
It has been rumoured that Mr Bassini has been really getting in to the spirit of the Women's Institute, "lately, he has been coming to meetings in a wig, and asking to be called Laura.
"I didn't think he would be the sort to change his name."
More of a news article than rumour.
Statements released by Watford FC have indicated Mr Bassini has not been "well enough" to take part in both events, leaving not only fans, but Chairman/legend, Graham Taylor very disappointed. However, it seems Mr Bassini has actually been involved in lurid activities, which prevented him from attending. So embarrassed was the Stanmore based businessman that he fabricated an elaborate illness to act as a smoke screen, hiding the humiliating circumstances.
A source close to the entrepreneur, who has asked to remain anonymous, has confirmed, "Laurence is really keen on craft, particularly cross stitch, having been crowned Best in Show at various cross stitch events over the past decade. So much so, in August [2011], he ran for president of the South West Hertforshire Women's Institute, and was subsequently elected. The WI has become a huge part of his life now, and unfortunately for Watford FC, he had planned to give a cross stitch masterclass to the neighbouring Buckinghamshire WI on 8 November, which he really couldn't miss. There were over 25 attendees, and Barbara had made fairy cakes. He then had to cancel the phone in [on BBC 3CR] because he left his phone at the NEC, following a hugely successful WI Lecture."
It has been rumoured that Mr Bassini has been really getting in to the spirit of the Women's Institute, "lately, he has been coming to meetings in a wig, and asking to be called Laura.
"I didn't think he would be the sort to change his name."
More of a news article than rumour.
Ferdiand will be sold to Watford.
Anyone any ideas who they are on about?
knowing our luck, Les!